I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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