Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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