My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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