I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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