Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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