Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
where am i from again
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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