Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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