Sry I called you an 8
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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