all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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