he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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