I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dicks are not precious.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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