Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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