If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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