Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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