Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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