drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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