Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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