I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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