I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize