Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I cut my penus on the lid.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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