Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Someone came in the potted fern
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
