I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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