please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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