Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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