Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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