so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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