everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I need water and some morals
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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