Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Farmville is her only friend.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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