at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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