Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Small penises have feelings too.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
