my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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