You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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