happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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