He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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