perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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