Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Come on in and take your pants off
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