hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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