Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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