Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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