I hate all girls vehemently.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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