but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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