we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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