She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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