I want to walk on stilts...naked
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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