I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was confusing and full of hummus
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
