I bet he comes in French.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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