We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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