I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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