You made me cry and you don't even care
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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