i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize