I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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