please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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